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tobefre-ed:

Overnight oats parfait in a jar: Vanilla overnight oats, raspberry soy yogurt, berries and crunchy berry granola layered in a jar, topped with slivered almonds and almond butter :)

tobefre-ed:

Overnight oats parfait in a jar: Vanilla overnight oats, raspberry soy yogurt, berries and crunchy berry granola layered in a jar, topped with slivered almonds and almond butter :)

Via DIARY OF A RUNNER
4 months ago | 5,876 notes

“Be, and it is.” — Qur’an 36:82

This looks like a dick, jizzing on another dick. 

“Be, and it is.” — Qur’an 36:82

This looks like a dick, jizzing on another dick. 

(Source: majdimam)

Via ♥ N Y n g e e
4 months ago | 325,073 notes

asmymlivural:

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

(Source: femburton)

Via Excuses will always be there. Opportunity won't.
5 months ago | 356 notes

When my friend tells me she’s getting married at a winery

myfriendsaremarried:

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Via #myfriendsaremarried
5 months ago | 150 notes

When my friend says she’d never get plastic surgery because her husband loves her the way she is

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…

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Via #myfriendsaremarried
5 months ago | 18,835 notes

one-twenty-five:

~ Paleo Pancakes (I know, I’m obsessed) ~

What you need:

  1. Banana
  2. Two eggs
  3. Cinnamon
  4. Toppings of choice (optional)

The How To:

  1. Mash Banana in bowl
  2. Add cinnamon to mashed banana (stir in) 
  3. Add two whole eggs to banana & cinnamon (stir in)
  4. Wa-hoo! You now have (a very healthy) pancake mix. 
  5. Make like pancakes in a pan (medium-low heat) 
  6. Serve & add topping of your choice
Via harderbetterfastersmaller
8 months ago

My house is COLD!

I need a snuggle buddy!

8 months ago | 86,305 notes

bakinginthebatcave:

lezzerlee:

Grabbed this in case it gets deleted. From gossipcop.com

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s opening “monologue” for Saturday Night Live 2012

WHY DO WE NOT GET THIS SHOW IN THE UK????

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN WATCH IT?!?!?!?

Via just call me peaches
8 months ago | 14,250 notes
I’ll have to try and remember this.

I’ll have to try and remember this.

(Source: kushandwizdom)

Via Let's get something straight. I'm not.
9 months ago | 55 notes

When my friend tries to set me up with a guy she once said was awkward and weird

myfriendsaremarried:

tracy jordan nope
Via #myfriendsaremarried
9 months ago | 127 notes

When my last single friend tells me she’s found the one

myfriendsaremarried:

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Via #myfriendsaremarried
9 months ago | 56 notes

When I want to go out and all my friends are having date night

myfriendsaremarried:

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Via #myfriendsaremarried
9 months ago | 134 notes

When my friends plan double dates with each other

myfriendsaremarried:

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Via #myfriendsaremarried